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Head Shot?This picture is absolutely perfect. It's a shame that it has just been reported fake. Oh well, still nice to see. Enjoy the video below anyway. - Dr. Funkenstein
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Philly Fans Getting All Patriotic Up In The Bank The only thing a Phillies fan loves greater than their boys in red pinstripes is America. As much as I hate the Mets, tonight will be the only night I don't mind losing to them. A great game going into extra-innings, on national television, as news is breaking that Osama bin Laden was killed by US forces. You can have this one New York. God Bless America.
-Dr. Funkenstein Riots In State CollegeState College is going fucking nuts. The news of Osama bin Laden's death has caused riots in the downtown area. Shit is getting serious. Stay tuned for updates. U-S-A!
Dr. Funkenstein Osama bin Laden Officially MerkedWe got 'em! Eleven long years after 9/11, the United States of America has finally done what it went over to the Middle East to do: kill Osama bin Laden! Details are still being released so check back tomorrow for a full story on the death of that camel jockey. -Dr. Funkenstein Outta Here!The Booty-Shaking ShakedownNovember, 2010. Indiana, Pennsylvania is nothing like Delaware County. It smells like shit. The cops are pricks. There is absolutely nothing to do there but drink. And in general it's full of white trash ass holes.
Alright, so it has a lot in common with Delco. But it's in the middle of nowhere and is only known for two things: First, it is the home town of Jimmy Stewart. If your not familiar with Jimmy, he starred in great films such as The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Philadelphia Story, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, and of course It's A Wonderful Life. He is a legend in the film industry, but he was born in the cum stain of Pennsylvania. And secondly, Indiana is known for The Indiana University of Pennsylvania, or IUP. The jabronis who attend IUP are those whom either are local Indiana scum or pussies that couldn't hang at State. This past November I was a young, naive, 5th year senior, and had heard that IUP was actually a great party school. Great bars. Girl-to-guy ratio was heavily leaning towards the lady-folk. Not to mention girls from the sticks will make a Delco broad seem like Mother Theresa. And to top it off, I had a friend from State going to grad school there(this is the only acceptable reason to attend IUP). So a road trip to IUP seemed like a no-brainer for me and my band of buds. Click "Read More" Below This Recession Is A BitchTom Jones has raised it's price on the Blue Ribbon Special from $2.73 to $3.79. For those of you counting at home, that is a $1.06 increase. Outrageous! How is a drunk son of a bitch like myself going to scrape together an extra buck-0-six for my flap jacks, eggs, snausage, and bacon?
But regardless of the price, it still is an unstoppable drunken treat. I believe a review by "Elite '11" on yelp.com describes it best: Tom Jones is a trip on a socio economic diversity cruise. Besides the good and abundant food, and convenient location, it is great for people watching. The adjoining blue collar neighborhood makes for interesting sightings, from tattooed personages to old hippies. Foodwise, it is excellent and plentiful. The acoustic tiles in the ceiling have been replaced after decades of smoky grime and apparently the air conditioners have also had cleaning work because the smoke stench is nowhere... Pricewise, it is unbeatable. And if you sit by the counter, you can watch the feverish pace of the waitresses. Go there extremely casual. You'll be at home. Effin-A. -Dr. Funkenstein |
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